Grumps said:
Welcome to the forum.
I know the feeling its always a worry when the wife takes the Antara out. I just hope she parks it somewhere safe away from other cars.
Grump's wife, his Antara she took,
Tried to park, but didn't look,
Crash and bang, the door got struck,
What did she think, about her bad luck,
But accidents happen, that are not in the plan,
Just go home, and speak to her man,
Its just a wee dink, she tried to explain,
No more Antara, you can get the train,
But Grumps is kind, with a forgiving heart,
He didn't like it, being apart,
So off he went, with wife in tow,
To buy her a present, with a great big bow,
Not a flower, or chocolate in sight,
He wanted something special, something just right,
Milo the dog, was what he picked,
Now his face, is all over licked,
But happy days, are here again,
To fix the door, costs twenty times ten,
Not to much, for a man of his means,
So never forget, nothing is ever as it first seems.