I don't want an air freshner that smells like leather, not do I want one that smells like a pine forest, a Japanese garden, a desert flower, an ocean wave or an African sunset. Not even an oriental house of ill repute.
Cut the bull!
I just want an air freshener that smells like a very good. malt.
What I am going to get is the memsahib wafting some expensive perfume she picked up in Paris on the way here and the story about how cheap it was 'cause they had a sale and there was 5% off the normal price and she got a free ticket to the next Paris Fasion Show (and, really, you don'y have to buy anything).
Hope she brings a bottle of Old Pulteney too. I am going to need it!
Edited by: Spantara